Am I the only one surprised by the fact that I am being compelled to speak out against hair-based promotional advertising for the fifth time this year. Am I being overly sensitive? Is there no other way to illustrate that your shampoo’s special proteins and natural additives makes hair stronger and fuller? Maybe someone would be intrigued by a hair handle the first time they see one, but is anyone eager to hold onto one while cruising across town after they’ve been hanging in the bus for a few months? Speaking of which, after some wear and tear, what kind of impression are these going to be making?