We have a USB Mini-Vacuum (left), but it isn’t featured on engadget because it doesn’t look like a duck (right). But actually, our USB vacuum kinda looks like a duck. Well, a little. Maybe. I guess not.
Anyhow, the duck USB vacuum is so innovative they featured it Gizmodo, too. I plan to leapfrog our competitors by developing Platypus-shaped USB vacuum technoglogy, which would undoubtedly be enough get us on the front page of the New York Times.