Six-figure Promo Woes for Brian Urlacher

What do you get when you cross a bear and a Vitamin Water cap? $100,000 in fines. That’s what Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher got from the NFL for wearing an unauthorized promotional cap at a Super Bowl media event. Since Vitamin Water competes with official NFL sponsor Gatorade, wearing that hat was a big no-no. In related news, The Onion reports that the 1985 Chicago Bears are headed back to the studio to record a follow-up to their hit single, “Super Bowl Shuffle.” bear hat

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