The Onion takes it direct to video:
Item: Ridiculously flimsy plastic handcuffs
Promoting: Wedding Daze, a Jason Biggs movie originally slated to hit theaters in August 2007, then bumped unpromisingly and unceremoniously to a straight-to-DVD release
Relevance to product promoted: Depends on how often Biggs’ character and the woman he randomly proposes to (Isla Fisher) engage in light bondage with shoddy materials.
Item quality: 1. These things wouldn’t restrain a mildly determined toddler, which by the way is probably illegal and you shouldn’t attempt to prove us wrong.